0430 Heman Chen: 中国国际关系的精辟总结 + Old Motor !

中国国际关系的精辟总结

1.中美是夫妻，貌合神离但绝不会离婚，毕竟有三万亿共同财产，离婚代价太大。

2.日本是小三，找点刺激，钓钓鱼可以，但必须严加防范，否则会搏上位。

3.菲律宾和越南是小姐，争过去争过来就是为点儿小费。

4.台湾是前妻，关键时候还是会力挺前夫的，特别是对付小三之时。

5.养了一只狗，大了发现原来是狼，为了面子只好还当宠物养，这就是中朝关系!

Old Motor!
The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town.
After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.



The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said ,
'This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?'

The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running.
'


The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child.
The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman.

She said, 'Sir, you are something else. How do you manage it?'
The old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor running..'


A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child.



The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery,
she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said,
'Well, you surely are something else! How do you do it?'

The old man replied, 'It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the old motor running.'

The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said:
'Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This one's black.'